Brainerd Area Sertoma Club - Brainerd, Minnesota
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YE OFFICIAL SERTOMA NEWSLETTER
July 9, 2008

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Camp Sertoma is in full swing and the room was filled with a plethora of black Camp Sertoma t-shirts as the group that helps out from the Camp Sertoma Club joined us for lunch today. Someone remarked on the black t-shirts and we learned that the campers design the shirt for the next year. Representing Camp Sertoma at today's meeting and pictured in no particular order are: Pam Johnson from Fargo-Moorhead, Greg Fults from Camp Sertoma, Susan Fix from New Ulm, Milo Johnson from Brainerd, Carole Paulson from Brainerd, Laura Beilke from Brainerd, Bette Lee from Camp Sertoma, Wayne Flagge from New Ulm, Chris Ellison from College City, Gene Finger from College City and Kirk Alford from Camp Sertoma. Their motto is, "We are there because we love it!" They thanked us all for our involvement and put out an urgent request for a photographer to help out a few days. To date, this year, we have donated about $8200 to Camp Sertoma.

President Mark Korte gave his state of the union address. He recognized all the people who had been present at the induction with a few additions. Our new treasurer elect is Karen Munsterteiger. Tad Hoskins and Matt Davis will be chairing the rookie party. Tad is also Kari Barnes' new assistant for pipe and drape. Nanci Williams is the social committee chair. Andy Holmes and Lowell Carlson will be handling chaplain duties. Paul Heinlen will be the go-to person to rent the Dancing Man that we inherited from the Pequot Lakes Club. Mark's goals are: to work on promoting new membership but in terms of quality not quantity, look into setting up an endowment fund to deal with the issues of large amounts of money that may be generated by Winter Wonderland, get the by-laws and articles of incorporation up to date, voted on and in place, organizing a Serteen Club that may just be part of another youth organization, and to keep Sertoma a fun place to work and play. This includes more involvement on the committee level for the vice presidents and an informal first Tuesday of the month officer's meeting. Mark concluded, "We are aging as a club, membership is down in service clubs all over the country, and I want to see that our Sertoma legacy continues in the Brainerd Lakes area."

Thanks Pam Sachs for taking notes!
Announcements
Beth Burnard announced plans to include Veteran's Day in November this year in the flag schedule weather permitting. Mark that day on your calendar. Mark took the opportunity to thank all the dedicated Fourth of July flaggers also.
Friday, July 11th, Noon-1:00 at Pancho and Lefty's Organizational Committee Meeting for the 30th Anniversary Blowout scheduled for August 22nd at Lum Park.
Tuesday, July 15th Board Meeting 7 a.m. Chapparal
See Sandra Ehrich if you are ready to lose the paper on the Sertoma dues. She now has authorization forms for automatic credit card deductions. Those who pay cash will receive a discount. Dues are now $103 per quarter unless you pay cash.
HELP WANTED Secretary-Elect for the finest Sertoma Club in the country. Opportunity to work with an outstanding individual, our current secretary Cathe Picek, and learn many new skills. Apply in person to Mark Korte at the next Sertoma Meeting!!
Brainerd Area Sertoma Club Calendar
Got a big event coming up—want to let everyone know?
Please send to Pam Sachs and it will be posted.
eglponys@brainerd.net
Pipe and Drape Schedule
Ceiling Dates
 
Blue Ticket Winner
Dale Bolt who may or may not have been representing the dog pound.
Pot-O-Gold Winner
Karen Owen
Attendance                    
Members 70 Guests 9
Guests: See list above for Camp Sertoma members, Caleb Hoskins who is Tad's son, and Marlene Waller from The Paper Plan-it.
*Everyone is encouraged to bring potential members to a Sertoma meeting with the Club picking up the cost. However, you will be billed $9.50 for any other guests.
Greeter Schedule
Remember: As greeter you have several duties. You need to arrive about 10 minutes early. It is your job to greet people, help them find their badges and sell them a ticket if they wish to participate. The money collected must be divided by the Greeters equally--half goes to the Current Club Treasurer for the social committee and half goes to the Club President along with the bucket of tickets. Be there by 11:45 and call somebody to substitute for you if you can't be there.
July 16 Gary Walters, Tami Webb, Becky Bohnensting
July 23 Douglas Benzer, Kathy Williams, Nanci Williams
July 30 Carol Winegar, Todd Alguire, Doug Campbell
Sertoman of the Day
Dale Bolt presented a witty and charming account of his life as a Sertoman today. Dale has a degree in Fashion Merchandising and is very grateful to the person who talked him into the insurance business. He is the owner and agent at Agency One Insurance. His notes indicate that his job is to manage the 6 other employees and to assist his clients with proper risk management decisions. He has been an agent since 1981 and really enjoys his job. He remarked, "I get to meet the best people in Crow Wing County." Dale grew up in Edgerton, a famous very small basketball town; has been married to his wife Shelley for 31 years. They have two children and a brand new grandchild. His hobbies are getting involved and helping the community so he is a great fit in the Sertoma Club. His sponsor is no longer a member. His friends on the golf course call him Lightning Bolt and his wife calls him Dead Bolt. He agreed to be Sertoman of the Day but got bucky at the most embarrassing moment section. We got the impression that Sue promised him that he could skip that part! A little creative photo enhancement took care of the problem. He warned us to watch out for Sue--she is very insistent in her new job as Sertoman of the Day Director. However, Dale is not afraid to make fun of himself--the description of his job was not the only one he shared with the group--he said, "I drink coffee, make sure the computer is turned on, and let my customers win at golf."
Of Note
Invalid updates on Karla and Les were given today. Pam told us Karla is home from the hospital and on a wait and see program. She will not be physically up to par for some time, but hopefully the problem is an infection that will clear up. Otherwise major heart surgery may be on the agenda. Lynn Franz came to Sertoma today to give us messages about and from Les. He is very grateful to the Swinging Sertomans who went to his house and cleaned up the storm damage when he first went back to the hospital. He is currently in Bethany and will be there for six weeks until he recovers enough from the staph infection to get a new knee replacement for the one they were forced to remove. He cannot walk and Lynn encouraged everyone to keep the cards, letters, and visits coming since he is not a patient patient. His phone is 855-1642 and he is in room 642.

On a happier note--welcome back Hawk and Doug Campbell.

Business Notes
Scott Fisher of Northeast Liquor encourages all of you to get your refreshment needs at his store on your way to Cub Foods of Baxter. Speaking of Cub Foods, the company was again the go-to lifesaver for food donations when they provided bread for Camp Sertoma this week. Thanks again Steve, Bryan, and Jeff for all you do for Camp Confidence and Camp Sertoma.
Rumor Corner 
  • Thanks Tad Hoskins for helping out at the greeter table today. Tad was proud to introduce his son Caleb and paid a happy fine because he hadn't seen him for over a year. Doug Campbell paid a happy fine because he hadn't seen his son for over a year. Scotty Fisher and Doug's wife were calling each other today on the cell phones or at least that is the Dog Pound rumor.
  • Sheriff Todd Dahl is going to have to give our new chairman of the come late and leave early committee a police escort so she can spend at least 20 minutes at Sertoma. The Tooth Fairy has pull with the sheriff since his wife works in her office.
  • Mark says that Dale definitely is the go-to person to help out if you are in a bind on a Sertoma activity! Of course that is the same person who is operating by Korte's rules that include adding a day to June, forgetting to invite the chairman of the board to his first informal meeting, talking about the president dudes in Denver, keeping Karen Owen line at the International Convention, and getting fined for his 25 year old wedding photo with the Adam Ant glasses and the bad hair day.
  • Mark Korte and Dave Clausen got in an endowment fund discussion that got a bit rowdy and ended up being a "best endowed" discussion that had shades of the locker room. Then one of our guests from Camp Sertoma got up and showed us the very slight difference between the sign for hungry and the sign for something quite risque and not appropriate for children. We were invited to hang out at Camp but warned to stay away from the Kitchen Nazis if we didn't want to be put to work.
  • Not only was Carol Winegar appointed chairman of the get there late and leave early committee but she also got fined for being whining whinagar.
Photo's
Photos Photos Everywhere New photos go up almost every week on our new Sertoma Photo Gallery. http://sertomaphotos.brainerd.com 
Notes from your President
 
 
If you are not receiving the newsletter notification or the emails announcing special events, please contact Pam Sachs either at 218 829 7761 or eglponys@brainerd.net.
 
Sandra Ehrich (ehrichappraisals@charter.net) is in charge of the Sertoman of the Day schedule. Contact her to take advantage of this great opportunity to share your story and get some free advertising (and no fines for the day). The form is also available here on our website.

Kari Barnes is the go-to person for Pipe and Drape information.

Need awards? Did you lose your pin? Bonnie Cumberland (bcumberland@mailstation.com) is the person in charge of awards and meeting paraphernalia.